So I am playing COD this evening and these two fucking douche bags enter the room. They are giggling like little girls, playing for the most part shitty. Their gamer tags,
- Parker3207 Bitch
- Keith3334 Fucktard
Keith3334 and Parker3207. After they sucked for a couple of games and constantly made excuses for sucking, they still gave off the attitude that they were better than everyone else.
First, they were total hypocrites. When I played against them, I got flash banged non-stop by these little fuck tards. The very next game, they are complaining that the team I was on was full of people using flash bangs. I mean, how in denial are these kids. But, then they go and say I was camping. I wasn’t. I rarely camp and everyone camps at some point or another. Now, they are calling me out, again making excuses for how bad they suck.
Anyways, the point is, I was mostly playing to get some contracts. I have a bad habit of choosing 3 new contracts and then I forget about them until they expire. Tonight I made sure not to forget. So I wasn’t playing at all like normal. I was getting killed more because I was trying out different guns and so forth that were required to earn the contract points.
So before you mouth off to someone who isn’t doing so well in the room, give them a game or two before you open your stupid mouth. Evaluate their play before you comment. Just because someone is in a corner and shoots you, doesn’t mean they were camping. I mean, if I am going to call in an air strike or something, I am not gonna stand up in the middle of the map and call it. I am gonna go try to find a quiet place to call it in or drop my care package. So when your dumbass runs up and shoots me, I could be calling in an air strike or just finished calling one. I could be waiting for a care package.
The best bet is to observe a few games before your dumb ignorant ass starts accusing people of shit. And, to Keith3334 and Parker3207 thanks for being the two fucking dumbest, most retarded gamers I have every played with. You two are so fucking stupid, and so obviously fucking gay for me that it’s not even funny. Look it’s ok that you’re gay, but don’t hide behind the racial slurs, bigotry and blatant stupidity. Come out of the closet already, it’s hot in there.