Call Of Duty: Camping Defined…

Call Of Duty Camping Junge MapOk, so here’s the deal.  Everybody camps at some point.  Some maps almost call for it.  If you’re a sniper, than you’re camping.  If you stand in one place for more than about 30 seconds, you’re camping.  But, is this really camping?  No it’s not and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot!

Camping is sitting in a corner, perched on building or object, looking out a window or door and waiting for people to happen by.  This is camping.  If you do this, you’re a fucking idiot and you suck at Call Of Duty, it’s that fucking simple.  You can make all the bullshit excuses you want, but you’re a fucking camper!  However, there’s something worse than campers.  That’s the fucking morons that suck at the game and accuse everyone of being a fucking camper.  Shut the fuck up you cry baby mother fuckers!

Another thing, you are not a camper if you are standing outside in the middle of the fucking open and shooting people.  This is not camping.  You are also not camping because someone is shooting at you and you take cover and shoot them back.

Let me give you a quick example.  The map Jungle comes to mind here.  Anyone with half a brain knows the way to win this map is to control the village.  If you don’t do that, you’re gonna lose every time.  On this map, I spend most of my time in the village, standing in the fucking open walking back and forth to see the enemy coming up the hill or sneaking up through the ruins.  Ok, this is not Jungle Map Arial Viewcamping.  This is called common sense, everyone runs up that hill and if you pay attention, you can shoot them all.

However, let’s say that you decide instead to squat like a bitch next to that little box at the corner of the little village building that overlooks the hill and the ruins.  Ok, now that is camping.  You’re fucking stationary and just picking people off.  That makes you a camper.  Do you see the difference here?  This applies to all maps.  Securing an area by standing in the open and shooting bitches isn’t camping, even if you spend the whole fucking game there.  Why?  Because you’re standing out in the fucking open and if the other team sucks so fucking bad that they can’t shoot a bitch standing in the fucking open then they just need to shut the fuck up and go home.

Now, still on Jungle, still in the same area of the village.  Let’s say you’re the only one up there now, everyone else has been shot that was with you holding it down.  If you want to take cover, using the box, or standing at the side of the rock wall where that little bit of rock sticks out enough to cover you somewhat, this is ok to.  If you’re all alone up there and you see more than a couple people coming at you, you’re an idiot if you don’t find some kinda cover so you can shoot them as they enter the village area.  This isn’t camping, once again, it’s common sense.  Everyone does that, well almost everyone.  There are some really horrible players that can’t do anything but die every game, you know the ones, the 1 and 25 players, the 5 and 25 players and so on.

Everyone takes cover at some point and just because you do in some circumstances does not make you a camper.  Fucking Camping, windows, doors, corners, hiding in bushes and sniping make you a fucking camper.  Though sniping and camping is totally acceptable.  So now you know.  You have been educated!  I hear you call someone a fucking camper and they weren’t camping, you name goes on the site for the offense of Being Stupid In Public!

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