Call Of Duty and the Idiots That Leave the Game Early!

Posted on September 9, 2011 at 9:36 pm by admin

People leave games early for a few reasons.  What is the one thing that they all have inAdmitting You're An Asshole Is The First Step common?  They’re all idiots!

First you got the idiot that is trying to be nice.  That is doing so bad, keeps saying he is doing so bad that he should just leave the game.  I don’t care how sincere you are about wanting to save the team.  Leaving is never the answer. If you are that concerned, go find a corner of the map and just camp there until the game is over.  Who knows, you might even get a kill.  But, you’re an idiot, so you will probably just leave.

Second idiot, the inconsiderate fucktard that will leave any fucking game the minute someone invites him. Or he just gets bored or is doing bad, or just passed gas and the fucking aroma told him to leave.  This tard will leave in a heart beat and leave you hanging.  This is the worst player of all.  You can’t count on them, they are selfish human beans with no respect for rules and gaming of any kind.  Of course they will be the first to complain should someone else do the same thing.

Then there’s the group leave.  These fucking douche bags, I really hate these fucks, they should just all put a gun in their mouth and pull the trigger together.  Was playing with some of these fucking idiots a while back.  Team Deathmatch 6 players on a team and this group of five is getting their ass kicked, blaming everyone on the other team for lagging, cheating, whatever excuse they can think of.  They all decide about 2 minutes in to the game to just back out.  I am now left by myself in the room.  After another minute the other team starts to leave until now it’s me vs. two die hards for 6 more minutes.

Then finally we have the fucking cheaters.  These are fucking assholes that will leave a game every time they start doing shitty.  Normally you can spot these fucking douche bag giants because they are doing great and they feel the need to let everyone know it.  They talk shit constantly.  They are so great!  They can’t be beat!  They will blast

MISFIT626 Quitter

MISFIT626 Call of Duty Quitter

others for their kill death ratio and yet they cheat to get theirs.  The worst part is these fucking idiot, punk ass morons don’t think they are cheating.  They actually think they have a good KDR because their good not realizing that it’s because they leave every time they fucking do bad.  I mean if you’re not include the bad scores, of course you’re gonna have a high KDR.  This is another group of people that should just fucking kill themselves and do the world a favor.

Just last night I was playing and this dude, MISFIT626 was in for several games.  Doing pretty well most games but then I decide it’s time to spank him.  I use my special class for ass whopping.  Dude leaves after I kill him two times in a row.  Now I don’t know why he left.  I just know that he was there game after game when he was winning but the second he starts to lose and he cuts and swims.  Worthless!

Now, I understand that shit happens.  We get disconnected, booted, hell sometimes we just flat out have to leave.  But, the ease at which some of leave a game is pathetic!  It’s one thing when the game boots you for whatever reason.  Totally understandable.  But, you leave a game while it’s still running then you’re a fucktard, end of story!  Don’t start a game if you can’t finish it you fucking idiot asshat mother fucker!  If you’re doing bad, stick it out, that’s how you get better.  If you’re friends want to leave in the middle tell them no.  It’s just game, have fun do well, don’t do well, but at least finish the fucking game and don’t quit like a little bitch.

The solution here is simple.  In any given 6 month period you can leave a game for any reason twice.  The third time you get a warning.  Fourth time you are banned from the game or Xbox Live for a day. Fifth time and you’re banned for a week.  Also the banning should not start until the next time they log in to play.  A friend of mine got suspended for 3 days and didn’t even know it.  he stopped playing one night, got busy with work and the girlfriend by the time he was back on he the suspension was over.  How did this teach him a lesson?  It didn’t, he just laughed it off.  The way you make it matter is you don’t start the suspension until the user logs in to play again.  Take action against these Xbox tards and in the long run you will see better game all around.

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Call Of Duty: Camping Defined…

Posted on September 6, 2011 at 7:22 am by admin

Call Of Duty Camping Junge MapOk, so here’s the deal.  Everybody camps at some point.  Some maps almost call for it.  If you’re a sniper, than you’re camping.  If you stand in one place for more than about 30 seconds, you’re camping.  But, is this really camping?  No it’s not and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking idiot!

Camping is sitting in a corner, perched on building or object, looking out a window or door and waiting for people to happen by.  This is camping.  If you do this, you’re a fucking idiot and you suck at Call Of Duty, it’s that fucking simple.  You can make all the bullshit excuses you want, but you’re a fucking camper!  However, there’s something worse than campers.  That’s the fucking morons that suck at the game and accuse everyone of being a fucking camper.  Shut the fuck up you cry baby mother fuckers!

Another thing, you are not a camper if you are standing outside in the middle of the fucking open and shooting people.  This is not camping.  You are also not camping because someone is shooting at you and you take cover and shoot them back.

Let me give you a quick example.  The map Jungle comes to mind here.  Anyone with half a brain knows the way to win this map is to control the village.  If you don’t do that, you’re gonna lose every time.  On this map, I spend most of my time in the village, standing in the fucking open walking back and forth to see the enemy coming up the hill or sneaking up through the ruins.  Ok, this is not Jungle Map Arial Viewcamping.  This is called common sense, everyone runs up that hill and if you pay attention, you can shoot them all.

However, let’s say that you decide instead to squat like a bitch next to that little box at the corner of the little village building that overlooks the hill and the ruins.  Ok, now that is camping.  You’re fucking stationary and just picking people off.  That makes you a camper.  Do you see the difference here?  This applies to all maps.  Securing an area by standing in the open and shooting bitches isn’t camping, even if you spend the whole fucking game there.  Why?  Because you’re standing out in the fucking open and if the other team sucks so fucking bad that they can’t shoot a bitch standing in the fucking open then they just need to shut the fuck up and go home.

Now, still on Jungle, still in the same area of the village.  Let’s say you’re the only one up there now, everyone else has been shot that was with you holding it down.  If you want to take cover, using the box, or standing at the side of the rock wall where that little bit of rock sticks out enough to cover you somewhat, this is ok to.  If you’re all alone up there and you see more than a couple people coming at you, you’re an idiot if you don’t find some kinda cover so you can shoot them as they enter the village area.  This isn’t camping, once again, it’s common sense.  Everyone does that, well almost everyone.  There are some really horrible players that can’t do anything but die every game, you know the ones, the 1 and 25 players, the 5 and 25 players and so on.

Everyone takes cover at some point and just because you do in some circumstances does not make you a camper.  Fucking Camping, windows, doors, corners, hiding in bushes and sniping make you a fucking camper.  Though sniping and camping is totally acceptable.  So now you know.  You have been educated!  I hear you call someone a fucking camper and they weren’t camping, you name goes on the site for the offense of Being Stupid In Public!

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How not to be a fucktard on Xbox Live!

Posted on September 6, 2011 at 4:42 am by admin

So I am playing COD this evening and these two fucking douche bags enter the room.  They are giggling like little girls, playing for the most part shitty.  Their gamer tags,

Parker3207 Bitch
Parker3207 Bitch
Keith3334 Fucktard
Keith3334 Fucktard

Keith3334 and Parker3207.   After they sucked for a couple of games and constantly made excuses for sucking, they still gave off the attitude that they were better than everyone else.

First, they were total hypocrites.  When I played against them, I got flash banged non-stop by these little fuck tards.  The very next game, they are complaining that the team I was on was full of people using flash bangs.  I mean, how in denial are these kids.  But, then they go and say I was camping.  I wasn’t.  I rarely camp and everyone camps at some point or another.  Now, they are calling me out, again making excuses for how bad they suck.

Anyways, the point is, I was mostly playing to get some contracts.  I have a bad habit of choosing 3 new contracts and then I forget about them until they expire.  Tonight I made sure not to forget.  So I wasn’t playing at all like normal.  I was getting killed more because I was trying out different guns and so forth that were required to earn the contract points.

So before you mouth off to someone who isn’t doing so well in the room, give them a game or two before you open your stupid mouth.  Evaluate their play before you comment.  Just because someone is in a corner and shoots you, doesn’t mean they were camping.  I mean, if I am going to call in an air strike or something, I am not gonna stand up in the middle of the map and call it.  I am gonna go try to find a quiet place to call it in or drop my care package.  So when your dumbass runs up and shoots me, I could be calling in an air strike or just finished calling one.  I could be waiting for a care package.

The best bet is to observe a few games before your dumb ignorant ass starts accusing people of shit.  And, to Keith3334 and Parker3207 thanks for being the two fucking dumbest, most retarded gamers I have every played with.  You two are so fucking stupid, and so obviously fucking gay for me that it’s not even funny.  Look it’s ok that you’re gay, but don’t hide behind the racial slurs, bigotry and blatant stupidity.  Come out of the closet already, it’s hot in there.

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Call Of Duty and Parents!

Posted on June 18, 2010 at 8:51 pm by admin

This post is directed of the parents that let their children play Call Of Duty. Call Of Duty has been rated “M” for mature since Modern Warfare.  What does this mean?  If you have to ask, this is the first clue that you’re an idiot.  But, let me explain it to you.  Rated M for Mature

MATURE
Titles rated M (Mature) have content that may be suitable for persons ages 17 and older. Titles in this category may contain intense violence, blood and gore, sexual content and/or strong language.

If you couldn’t at least figure it out that “Rated M’ meant you shouldn’t be 8 years old and playing this game than you are complete fucking idiot.

As someone who has roughly spent over a 150 days playing the COD series I believe that I can say without a doubt that I am expert in all things COD and to some extent, xbox live since that is the platform I play.  I feel that it is my responsibility to explain to the parents that this isn’t the game for kids.  There are several reasons why and I will try to explain a few of them, because chances are that you are an idiot and you feel that the amount your little demon seed cries to you that he must have this game means that the rating is non-important.   It’s very important…  The corporations would love to have this game rated E for everyone.  They know that the few parents out there who are not complete idiots would never buy their preteen child a game “Rated M” but would buy the game for their little mutant if it was just rated T of teen or Rated E for everyone.  They would make millions more if the game could be rated with these child friendly ratings.  But, no bitches, it’s Rated fucking M!  Keep your little tards away from the game.

Here’s what you’re exposing your little bastard child to when they play Call Of Duty.  Extreme violence.  Your goal as a player is to kill everyone that is not on your team.  To do this they give most realistic renderings of guns, knives, hatchets, rocket launchers, air craft, C4, grenades and so much more.  When you kill someone the blood splatters and there is no consequences to their actions.  They kill in this game without remorse. It’s just a game after all. If you think for a second that after the hours and hours of game play your little snot nosed kid isn’t being effected by this violence than you really are a fucking idiot.

Every time I play the game, after an hour or two, I will take a smoke break.  This means heading downstairs to the garage and to the side door.  As I rest against the door and enjoy the night air I can’t help but get the feeling that from some far off rooftop their is a sniper that has me in his sights.  I’ve talked to others who have this same sensation, it’s actually quite natural.  It’s the equivalent to seeing a sad movie and still crying during the credits.  You know it’s a movie.  You know it’s over.  And yet, for some reason what you saw is still effecting you.  And, this was just a movie you spent less than two hours watching.  Now imagine watching the same movie over and over for days and days and days.

I would imagine that you might be sad for a while at the end of the movie but after say, 30 days of watching the video it probably wouldn’t be as sad to you.  And after 90 days I am pretty sure you won’t find the film sad at all.  And, after more than 120 days I bet you might even find it funny.  You are letting your kid play this game that isn’t sad, isn’t funny, but deals only in violent death.  Wow, you must be proud when he tells you that he got the top score.  You know that means the he killed more people than anyone else don’t you?  It doesn’t mean he had to out think anyone, use his brain by problem solving or spelling better than anyone else.  No, he just had to kill more people than everyone else.  Good job parent!

Now, there’s also the fact that he is playing this game not just with other kids but in most cases with people in their fucking 40′s like me.  I work full time, I have an ex-wife and two kids in fucking college.  Well, ok one kid in college and one son that has decided that living with his mother forever sounds like a pretty good idea.  My boss plays this game.  My friends that play this game all age in range from their 20′s to their late 40′s.

When I get angry, I scream, I call people names, I make fun of them, I tease them.  I have heard people talking graphically about some disturbing sex.  They talk about racial shit.  In all my years playing on xbox live I don’t think I’ve gone more than an hour without hearing someone call someone else a nigger.  Racial slurs fly freely on xbox live like birds fly in the summer sun.

Scared KidJust last night some kid was playing, he sounded like he was maybe 8 but he said that he was 12.  Some guy in the room, I am guessing he was at least 18 maybe in his early 20′s, was ripping this kid a new asshole.  The kid sucked at the game.  The first game he played in our lobby he went 4 and 22.  That means he only killed 4 people but he died 22 times.  For my team it meant that we lost because of the little turd.  The guy harassing him was being brutal with the kid.  Calling him names and belittling him non-stop.  I stayed out of it because as much as I hate to see the little bastard getting abused verbally by older kids I was just in no mood to start shit with some other dude and besides that; and most important of all, the little bastard child shouldn’t be there in the first place.  Maybe if he starts to cry his parents will get a clue that this isn’t the game for kids.

The other part of me was wondering what the kids mom was like, I was guessing she was maybe 28, used to be pretty hot but no how has a douche bag husband that drinks too much so she drinks too much as her life and beauty are fading away.  I thought, damn it, I wish I knew her, I bet I could totally hit that.  Women like that are great!  A few nice words and they’re going down on you.  A word of advice though…  Don’t get involved.  Sex is fine.  Hit it a few times then get the fuck out.  Any more than that and you’re gonna start to care about her.  She will say that she cares about you.  And, in the end all that is gonna happen is that you’re gonna fall in love with her and honestly believe that she is gonna leave the husband and move in with you.  But no, she’s off fucking the tattoo guy that just gave her 3rd tat in as many months in her silent cry out for help.  Between the tats and the bottle of vodka she hides in the freezer you should have seen it coming but you don’t, when she said you were the nicest guy and that she’d love you forever, you were stupid enough to believe her.  Thanks Shannon you lying bitch, whore! I hope you die in a puddle of your blood…  call me.

Sorry, back on track now.  So my point to all of this is.  Call Of Duty is not a game for kids.  In my honest opinion a kid should be at least 14 or 15.  Being a parent is a big responsibility.  I personally didn’t let my kid play COD until he was 15.  I think he could have played it at a slightly younger age but he wasn’t asking for it so I let it go. I don’t live with him.  He’s with his mom and sister.  I don’t get to see him as much as I’d like so I thought if I get him an xbox we could play together.  We did play a bit.  But, mostly he is such a different person when he plays.  He yells and screams and gives people shit way more than I do, it just makes me uncomfortable.  Back then I could say something but now he’s 20.  I can’t really say anything any more.  So we pretty much never play together now and that saddens me.  But, for a while when he was younger, it was pretty good.

There’s so many more reasons to not let your kid play these violent games.  Even ifNice Tits you’re sitting there playing the game with him.  This just isn’t the game for him.  The xbox lobbies (the place your parked with the other players while waiting for the next match to begin) is no place for kids.  Don’t expose your kid to this stuff.  It’s not real, they don’t get it.  I will never understand how a parent would let their kid play a game that is only about killing other human beings.  But, these same parents would never let their kids watch a porn.  Exposing them to something natural like sex, bad.  Letting them take part in war and killing, no problem!

 

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